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[Jul. 14th, 2005|07:48 am] |
Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like you to consider a world in which I had, purely by mistake, eaten some radioactive Velveeta, and in true Marvel fashion had undergone some sort of transformation related to the radioactive thing I encountered. Now unfortunately, having the relative intelligence, or speed, or reflexes are clearly not particularly helpful. Humans tend towards superiority in those areas. What then, would I have gained in the form of superpowers, except a slight affinity for the substance in question?
Without any sort of ability to aid me in my task of protecting the innocent, I would have no reason to attempt superheroics. I would need no costume to protect my own identity, because without any sort of power differentiation, I would be little more than an normal man with a slight affinity for, yes, cheese.
I stand before you, a superhero only in name. In point of fact, I am...
Dangerously Cheesy. |
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I disagree. You'd have the power to melt. There are about a million uses for that.
Or if it wa string cheese, the ability to pull whole swaths of your flesh off. To use as weapons maybe?
I'll argue with melting; cheese needs heat to do that. So it'd actually be the power to melt at a surprisingly low temperature- not too shabby.
As for the string cheese aspect, well. The question is whether or not it would *hurt*. I actually designed a character along similar lines before- he couldn't be harmed by having body parts removed, but it still hurt.
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